How to insert an Unsubscribe Link?

Are there techniques wherein I can insert an Unsubscribe Link in my email with the following conditions?
 1. I will not download any software for bulk messaging.Â
 2. I will not use HTML Email. I will be just using an ordinary email like Gmail, yahoo or Hotmail.
 3. I don't have a domain or website at the moment to direct the link.
 4. If possible also, the recipient will not fill up any form to unsubscribe, a 1 click unsubscribe link.
 5. And I will also have a list of recipients who unsubscribed, a generated spreadsheet perhaps.
I have a small business in town. I want to email all my friends with one email to advertise this little business of mine. I hope you can give an idea.Â
Thank you so much!
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